Issue #666 • $6.90USD • September 2026

YOU BLOW DEAD BEARS

“The world’s 3rd Most Hygienic Humour Website”

📜 The Haiku Generator

Does someone you know blow dead bears? Of course they do. Generate a personalised haiku and send them the link. They'll love it.*


* They will not love it.

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✉ Letters to the Editor

“I sent the haiku link to my boss. I no longer have a boss. Or a job. Thanks for that.”
— D. Finkle, Broken Arrow, OK

“I've been to every Waffle House in Georgia and none of them are as disgusting as this website. That's saying something.”
— Big Earl, Vidalia, GA

“I read your website on the bus and laughed so hard I got asked to leave. It was my stop anyway but the principle stands.”
— Mrs. G. Flapjack, Scunthorpe

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💡 Top Tip

AVOID awkward conversations at family reunions by not going to family reunions.
— Uncle Bud, Toad Suck, AR