Issue #666 • $6.90USD • April 2026

YOU BLOW DEAD BEARS

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✉ Letters to the Editor

“This website gave my ute a flat tyre. I can't prove it but I know it's responsible.”
— Macca, Iron Knob, SA

“I accidentally set this as my browser homepage and now my marriage is in counseling.”
— B. Turdsworth, Normal, IL

“I'm a lawyer and I want you to know this website is definitely illegal. I just can't figure out which law it breaks.”
— J. Windbag III Esq., Weed, CA

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💡 Top Tip

MAKE your own hand sanitiser by mixing gin with regret.
— Rev. T. Pissflap, Nether Stowey