Issue #666 • $6.90USD • July 2026

YOU BLOW DEAD BEARS

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✉ Letters to the Editor

“I showed yer haiku thing to me missus and she packed her bags. Didn't leave though. Just wanted me to know she COULD.”
— Wayno, Bong Bong, NSW

“I've reported this website to Ofcom, the police, my MP, and the man who runs the chip shop. None of them care.”
— Cllr. B. Weasel, Nether Wallop

“I read your website on the bus and laughed so hard I got asked to leave. It was my stop anyway but the principle stands.”
— Mrs. G. Flapjack, Scunthorpe

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