🎵 The Music Department
Welcome to the YouBlowDeadBears Records music department, where quality goes to die and autotune fears to tread. Below you will find our current catalogue of albums, each one worse than the last.
All music is 100% real (in the sense that the MP3 files do technically exist). No refunds. We don't charge anything but we're still not refunding you.
🔥 HOT
Cletus Magee & the Cobknockers
“Corncob Wipin’”
Bluegrass / Appalachian Nightmare
✝ BLESSED
The Faithtones
“Jesus, I Want You (Inside Me)”
Gospel / Suspicious Devotional
☠ KVLT
Sorry, Winter
“Tim Hortons of the Black Flame”
Black Metal / Canadian Courtesy
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Coming Soon
Genre TBD / Regret Likely
🎤 Want Your Band Featured?
We accept unsolicited demos via carrier pigeon, smoke signal, or by shouting into a canyon. Do NOT email us. Cletus ate the computer.