Issue #666 • $6.90USD • July 2026

YOU BLOW DEAD BEARS

“The world’s 3rd Most Hygienic Humour Website”

🎵 The Music Department

Welcome to the YouBlowDeadBears Records music department, where quality goes to die and autotune fears to tread. Below you will find our current catalogue of albums, each one worse than the last.

All music is 100% real (in the sense that the MP3 files do technically exist). No refunds. We don't charge anything but we're still not refunding you.

Corncob Wipin' by Cletus Magee and the Cobknockers
🔥 HOT
Cletus Magee & the Cobknockers
“Corncob Wipin’”
Bluegrass / Appalachian Nightmare
6 tracks • 0 stars • Banned in 14 states
Jesus, I Want You (Inside Me) by The Faithtones
✝ BLESSED
The Faithtones
“Jesus, I Want You (Inside Me)”
Gospel / Suspicious Devotional
9 tracks • 0 denominations approve • Della is available
Tim Hortons of the Black Flame by Sorry, Winter
☠ KVLT
Sorry, Winter
“Tim Hortons of the Black Flame”
Black Metal / Canadian Courtesy
12 tracks • Neighbours were emailed • Sorry
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Coming Soon
Genre TBD / Regret Likely
Send demo tapes to the complaints department

🎤 Want Your Band Featured?

We accept unsolicited demos via carrier pigeon, smoke signal, or by shouting into a canyon. Do NOT email us. Cletus ate the computer.

📨 Submit via Complaints Dept (it's the same thing)